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collegehumor:

Weatherman Covers up Middle Finger by Acting Insane [Click to animate]

Yeah, I’ll just rub my face. That’ll fix it.

(Source: ludicriss)

collegehumor:

Child’s Drawing Labels Dad Best Cock Ever

And in this drawing he certainly looks like the best cock ever.

collegehumor:

Jokes: Outlaw Textbook

Highway robbery

slacktory:

You call it a trip to the gas station. He calls it a dinner date.

JESUS, that sensual kiss.

Really?

(Source: saraheggi)